Bad Boys Miami Takedown
- PLAY AS MIKE OR MARCUS EACH WITH THEIR OWN PERSONALITY AND CHARACTERISTICS.
- LARGE VARIETY OF WEAPONS.
- FULLY DESTRUCTIBLE ENVIRONMENTS.
- UNIQUE BAD BOY RATING SYSTEM REWARDS YOUR ACTIONS AND ACHIEVEMENTS.
- 13 STAGES OF FAST PACED, ALL-ACTION GAMEPLAY.
Product Description
Over the past six months a powerful new drug has been emergin g in the miami scene and it is spreading quick. As key members o f the tactical narcotics team (tnt) you play mike lowrey an d marcus burnett. You are familiar with the perilous effects of the drug and with the highly orginized cruelty of the ca
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I find it hard to belive that someone in fact made this game, and if that wasn’t terrible enough, some guy in fact tried to sell it.
There should be a group formed straight away dedicated to gathering up ever copy oth this game and then introduction them in a huge pile. After this they should be crushed blown up, and the ashes should be flown into space.
Seriously, I have played video sports meeting for every system ever made for the last 30 years. This is the resolution worst game ever. I nearly can’t belive that it exists…..
Rating: 1 / 5
the playing mode just sucks. the handling of the game sucks. the tale mode sucks. by and large the game sucks.
Rating: 1 / 5
Oh God, what were they thinking. This game was BAD, not terrible excellent, but excellent and terrible. At nine dollars this game is priced too high. The graphics where nominal, the game play was dumb, the AI (in this case All Idiotic) was none existant. Hardcore fans of the movie were suckered into paying 50 dollars when this first came out. The only place that you’ll see Martin Lawerance or Will Smith’s images is on the box, that’s it. Nor do they use their voices in the game, I figured that they both had made terrible career moves in the past that nearly cost them everything, so they didn’t want to take that chance again. All in all, I’d place this game up (or down) there with such videogame marvels as Aquaman and Superman Akropolis. Save the nine bucks for a six pack or something.
Rating: 1 / 5
Wow Crave Entertainment! Yet another kind of game you can’t make! First you can’t make religious sports meeting (The Bible Game, Larry Boy and the Terrible Apple) and you can’t make action titles (This game and Trigger Man). I found this in a bargain bin for ten dollars, and wow it sure does grant a lot of suck for my buck. This game is based on a film that I’ve never seen, but it generally seemed to be liked by people. This game was obviously made on a budget, judging by the severe lack of quality in both graphics and gameplay. But I’ve played budget titles that were cheaper and a lot more fun to play. Trust me, with a PS2 at hand, there are literally hundreds of awesome sports meeting before your eyes that are cheaper than this. This game really shows how a licensed game can go beyond terrible to the point of where it’s much worse than most of the licensed sports meeting you’ll find. Now let’s review this s*** bucket.
WHAT THE GAME IS: A poorly designed third-person action title based on the 1999 film. You play as two different narcotics cops; Mike Lowry and Marcus Bernett who get involved and are now waging war against the Russian mob who are selling a new and mysterious drug.
GRAPHICS: OH MY GOD! This game looks like a hideous PSone budget title! It literally could have been done on that console it looks so terrible. The textures are muddy and blurry. The character designs are blocky and look somewhat melted like an action figure place in a microwave. The animation is also reminiscent of the PSone, which is certainly not a excellent thing at all. Even the CGI cutscenes look terrible! The level designs are a nightmare and the enemies generally look the same. The only thing that looks excellent is when you blow stuff up This would have been an embarassment on the PSone. There is no doubt in my mind that this is one of the worst-looking PS2 sports meeting I’ve ever seen.
MUSIC: Generally consists of irritating, crappy hip hop or rap, or the occasional sucky musical score. The music is disastrous and there is no quality to it at all.
SOUND: The actors were atrocious and the dialogue was extremely terrible (Though not as terrible as Shadow the Hedgehog or Drake of the 99 Dragons). None of the dialogue is believable and it sounds really terrible especially since it seems to try to be a hoodlum game; “You ain’t gonna throw up are ya?” “Not yet.” “I told you not to f*** around!” etc., etc. The dialogue only gets worse. By the way, if you’re a fan of the film, none of the voice-actors reprise their roles from what I can tell, you instead get really crappy ones instead. Dreadful, dreadful, dreadful!
GAMEPLAY: On top of having a terrible storyline and horrendous dialogue, this game also has unbelievably dreadful gameplay. Not only does this game look like a PSone budget title, IT PLAYS LIKE A PSONE BUDGET TITLE. Moving your character is like trying to maneuver a tank because you have to make him turn like a tank in order to go somewhere. R1 fires your weapon, while L1 reloads your weapon. Your primary weapon is a pistol for both characters and the pistol has unlimited ammo. You get other weapons such as AK-47s, UZIs, shotguns, and more. The main conundrum with your weapons is the fact they don’t feel accurate. The reticle can’t seem to align correctly, making what should be simple shots an implementation in futility. Hit detection is also an dreadful mess. In my review of the horrible Xbox game Chicago Enforcer, I mentioned how sometimes it could sometimes take up to five point-blank shots from a shotgun to place down an enemy. This game also has that conundrum. I fired at enemies up to five times with my shotgun and they still didn’t go down and kept firing. The simplest way to take out an enemy is either by head shots or blowing up an object near them. I also had a conundrum with the button layout on the controller. To kick open doors you press the X button, but, this can also activate bow or a summer salt. This game is extremely frustrating, and guess what? Every time you die, you get to redo that level all over again! YAY! At least it doesn’t have horrible load times like Chicago Enforcer. There are only two small things that elevated this game above some of the other really terrible action sports meeting I’ve played. The destructive mayhem was quite fun (I caused more than $300,000 in hurt on a release level just by destroying art in an art museum). Then the second is the Excellent Cop/Terrible Cop scale. When you find evidence, ruin stuff, and don’t do the enemies who give up you get a higher rating on the excellent cop scale. On the other side of the spectrum if you blow stuff up, don’t find evidence, and kill the enemies who give up you get a higher rating on the terrible cop scale. I chose the terrible cop side because it was more fun. But these were the only cool parts of the game. The rest of the game is a mindlessly dull and broken chaotic mess of flaming awfulness. There is virtually no fun to be had in this mess. Don’t buy it. Please don’t become a masochist like me who needs to play dreadful sports meeting for some reason.
OVERALL: If you find it in the bargain bin, leave it. This is not anything more than a poorly designed action title that for some reason chose to exist.
THE GOOD: Destructive mayhem, excellent cop/terrible cop scale.
THE BAD: The graphics, the gameplay, the music, the repetitive designs, no checkpoints, etc.
Rating: 1 / 5
I was able to pick this up at an amazingly low price for a new release and I’ve got to say it was easily worth the price. This Playstation 2 shoot-em up is based on the “Terrible Boys” movies starring Martin Lawrence and Will Smith as wise-crackin’ narcortics cops. The game follows a similiar theme as the films with partners Mike Lowry and Marcus Bernett hunting down Russian gangsters while trading terrible jokes. The game play is somewhat similar to the “Time Crisis” arcade sports meeting and is surprisingly addictive after a couple tries. The game’s only huge downfall is the horrible voice actors who sound not anything like their huge screen counterparts. At some points, they in fact sound like Southern biggots trying to do mock impressions of Black people. I kid you not. Other than the dreadful voices, the game is a lot of fun and I recommend to any fan of the “Terrible Boys” movies.
Rating: 3 / 5